That's different and England ought to know it! Alliances and sex are entirely different from... from that, and everyone knows Prussia doesn't do marriage or commitment or whatever they call it these days. Besides, England hardly has room to talk, with his inconstancy in wartime alliances prior to the 20th century. Only fighting on someone's side because their enemy was France. Hah.

"Whaddya mean you can't wait?"

...Why is he so jealous? It's not like England is his! He doesn't do commitment.