"Well I definitely act like a John Egbert should, Jade acts way different than me." He couldn't even imagine what he would be like if he were raised by a dog instead of a dad.

But suddenly he became aware of the fact that hey, they were in a hospital lobby! Maybe this wasn't the best place for a private conversation. "So, uh, do you have an office here?"

He was assuming Dave worked there, since he had the coat and all.