He leaned back against the bridge support he'd just got down from. "Wrong. The awesome me is doing it, therefore it is instantly amazing and cool. But that's not important, because you seriously look like if I actually hit you as hard as I could, I'd send you flying across the damn city." Prussia tilted his head, then continued, "Besides, I kinda make it a policy to not hurt kids?"

Never mind what his uniform says to anyone who knows anything about Earth's history after the mid 1930s...