He resists the urge to make a tasteless joke aloud, thankfully, though he still privately grouses about how he needs to do a lot more than just be there to make England gasp like that. "So, you wanna head in there, or is it just me?" If Prussia has to, he will happily carry England in. Bridal style, of course, for maximum embarrassment.

Though he'd have to draw the line if England seriously suggested moving in down here. Where are the amenities? The comfortable beds? The indoor plumbing?!